Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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