he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So here I am, sexting at work.
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