Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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