what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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