oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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