I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
3pm strippers are depressing
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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