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Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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