Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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