is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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