But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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