I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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