Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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