can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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