Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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