covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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