Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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