? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
