whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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