Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Found your dick twin last night
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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