you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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