haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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