it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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