If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Is it because I queefed?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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