Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize
