i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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