He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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