i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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