he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i think i have herpe
just one?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize
