You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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