I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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