"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just invented taco cereal.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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