the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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