I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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