I just threw up on my dentist
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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