You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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