what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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