Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
