Dual....:-)
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Drunk is not a location!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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