I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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