He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The Olympian is in my bed
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