Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Michael Bay diarrhea
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
