Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
This is classic penis vs brain.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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