He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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