Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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