dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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