She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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