i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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