I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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