Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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