let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize
