So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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