you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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