It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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