I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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