we're blogging at a bar
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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