Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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