Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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